Listen, John, what I said before, I meant it.
A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.
that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish
the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
dammit! that was supposed to be a secret!
All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle
"And that’s when I saw her. Looking at that photograph, all I could think was: "What a beautiful doll””
Don’t blink, Lorde.
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper