Weird Tumblr Themes

graciehinablog:

Grace Helbig + Lip Dubs

warrioromen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Samuel L. Jackson prevents confusion. [context]

PFFTS

warrioromen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Samuel L. Jackson prevents confusion. [context]

PFFTS

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

a-lone-with-your-thoughts:

morgue-legs:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Proof that Jane Rizzoli isn’t as often on top as she says.

…She could top me any day.

Listen, John, what I said before, I meant it.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

magic-orange-autumn-days:

leo-arcana:

feraldogstiel:

587-785:

I would like to see the application Cas filled out to get the sales associate job.

#birthdate: i don’t believe your calendars go back far enough

#previous exprience: i was god once
# that didn’t end well either

special skills: bicycle touring

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

youraveragebadass:

A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.

that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

youraveragebadass:

A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.

that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

your-grand-mah:

this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr

askluciferstruevessel:

balthazarse:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

yoursongisendingdoctor:

itsneumann:

the best part is that this is the actual dialogue

The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything

The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.

The best part is that this entire show is on crack.

dammit! that was supposed to be a secret!

sebastiancatastrophe:

(x)

I AM SO HAPPY TO KNOW THIS

alltheladiesyouhate:

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle

alltheladiesyouhate:

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle